Today will be my first entry for Baby V and boy, it will be a doozy! I’m here to warn you that your life will not always be peaches and cream like your dear Aunt Lindsay. You will be welcomed by great grandparents, young and fun aunts and uncles like Eric, Caitlin and Erin and many other great family members and friends. None of them live the high life like your dear Aunt Lindsay.
You see, Lindsay has always led a good life. She was born three years after your daddy and was essentially raised by yours truly. Your dad taught Lindsay the finer things in life like Notre Dame Football, Peanut M&M’s, Saved by the Bell, love of college mascots, etc. These are all things that you will surely come to love as much as your dad does!
Aunt Lindsay has always lived under a shining star. For example, she once received a personal tour of Touchdown Jesus from Father Hesburgh at Notre Dame. Recently, Lindsay was able to view great playoff baseball at Fenway Park at face value. Such joys are rare to the average human being, but your Dear Aunt Lindsay makes them seem like commonplace.
Baby, you will learn people like Lindsay are not the norm, in more ways than one. Your dad recommends you mooch off her like he does, as often as possible with the hope you can live a life one half as grand as your Dear Aunt Lindsay.
You see, Lindsay has always led a good life. She was born three years after your daddy and was essentially raised by yours truly. Your dad taught Lindsay the finer things in life like Notre Dame Football, Peanut M&M’s, Saved by the Bell, love of college mascots, etc. These are all things that you will surely come to love as much as your dad does!
Aunt Lindsay has always lived under a shining star. For example, she once received a personal tour of Touchdown Jesus from Father Hesburgh at Notre Dame. Recently, Lindsay was able to view great playoff baseball at Fenway Park at face value. Such joys are rare to the average human being, but your Dear Aunt Lindsay makes them seem like commonplace.
Baby, you will learn people like Lindsay are not the norm, in more ways than one. Your dad recommends you mooch off her like he does, as often as possible with the hope you can live a life one half as grand as your Dear Aunt Lindsay.
Your dad,
Nick
1 comment:
Don't be jealous like your dad, it isn't pretty. Hopefully you get most of your mom's qualities.
Love your favorite aunt,
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